Love is blind so you can't see me

When you're walking in the hall and you see your friends sitting in their class..

My 4-yr-old cousin watching "Thor" for the first time

• her: Is the green guy a bad guy?
• me: Not really. His name is Loki.
• her: Logi?
• me: Low-key
• her: Loki? Ok.
• her: I like Loki.
• her: Is Thor a princess?
• her: Thor gets hit by cars a lot.
• her: WHY IS LOKI BLUE
• her: Is it because he's sad?
• her: Poor Loki.
• her: Can we have him?
• her: Thor and that girl are gonna get married
• her: Is Loki bad now?
• me: Yup.
• her: He likes being bad.
• her: Because he likes his spear.
• her: and his helmet.
• her: Thor wants to stop Loki right?
• me: Yes he does.
• her: But- Thor doesn't want to kill Loki.
• her: Because Thor loves Loki a lot.
• her: No! Did Loki die?!
• her: But I liked Loki...
• her: I bet Thor misses him,
• her: I miss him.

• girl 1: omg im pregnant
• girl 2: omg im addicted to drugs
• girl 3: omg im always drunk
• me: omg i accidentally reblogged this twice

This is the most unique one I've seen - Ask!

• 1) Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
• 2) If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
• 3) Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
• 4) What do you think about most?
• 5) What does your latest text message from someone else say?
• 6) Do you sleep with or without clothes on?
• 7) What's your strangest talent?
• 8) Girls.... (finish the sentence); Boys.... (finish the sentence)
• 9) Ever had a poem or song written about you?
• 10) When is the last time you played the air guitar?
• 11) Do you have any strange phobias?
• 12) Ever stuck a foreign object up your nose?
• 13) What's your religion?
• 14) If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
• 15) Do you prefer to be behind the camera or in front of it?
• 16) Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
• 17) What was the last lie you told?
• 18) Do you believe in karma?
• 19) What does your URL mean?
• 20) What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
• 21) Who is your celebrity crush?
• 22) Have you ever gone skinny dipping?
• 23) How do you vent your anger?
• 24) Do you have a collection of anything?
• 25) Do you prefer talking on the phone or video chatting online?
• 26) Are you happy with the person you've become?
• 27) What's a sound you hate; sound you love?
• 28) What's your biggest "what if"?
• 29) Do you believe in ghosts? How about aliens?
• 30) Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? Do the same with your left arm.
• 31) Smell the air. What do you smell?
• 32) What's the worst place you have ever been to?
• 33) Choose East Coast or West Coast?
• 34) Most attractive singer of your opposite gender?
• 35) To you, what is the meaning of life?
• 36) Define Art.
• 37) Do you believe in luck?
• 38) What's the weather like right now?
• 39) What time is it?
• 40) Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
• 41) What was the last book you read?
• 42) Do you like the smell of gasoline?
• 43) Do you have any nicknames?
• 44) What was the last movie you saw?
• 45) What's the worst injury you've ever had?
• 46) Have you ever caught a butterfly?
• 47) Do you have any obsessions right now?
• 48) What's your sexual orientation?
• 49) Ever had a rumor spread about you?
• 50) Do you believe in magic?
• 51) Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
• 52) What is your astrological sign?
• 53) Do you save money or spend it?
• 54) What's the last thing you purchased?
• 55) Love or lust?
• 56) In a relationship?
• 57) How many relationships have you had?
• 58) Can you touch your nose with your tongue?
• 59) Where were you yesterday?
• 60) Is there anything pink within 10 feet of you?
• 61) Are you wearing socks right now?
• 62) What's your favorite animal?
• 63) What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
• 64) Where is your best friend?
• 65) Spit or swallow?(;
• 66) What is your heritage?
• 67) What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
• 68) What do you think is Satan's last name?
• 69) Be honest. Ever gotten yourself off?
• 70) Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
• 71) You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
• 72) You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
• 73) You can only have one of these things; trust or love.
• 74) What's a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
• 75) What are the last four digits in your cell phone number?
• 76) In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
• 77) How can I win your heart?
• 78) Can insanity bring on more creativity?
• 79) What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
• 80) What size shoes do you wear?
• 81) What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
• 82) What is your favorite word?
• 83) Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word; heart.
• 84) What is a saying you say a lot?
• 85) What's the last song you listened to?
• 86) Basic question; what's your favorite color/colors?
• 87) What is your current desktop picture?
• 88) If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
• 89) What would be a question you'd be afraid to tell the truth on?
• 90) One night you wake up because you heard a noise. You turn on the light to find that you are surrounded by MUMMIES. The mummies aren't really doing anything, they're just standing around your bed. What do you do?
• 91) You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what's even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
• 92) You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
• 93) You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
• 94) You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
• 95) You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
• 96) Do you have any relatives in jail?
• 97) Have you ever thrown up in the car?
• 98) Ever been on a plane?
• 99) If the whole world were listening to you right now, what would you say?
• 100) Give me your top 5 favorite blogs on Tumblr.